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I know deep down in my heart it ain’t never gonna be. No, no, no, no Well, one of those nights when you ain’t on duty, you drop in out there. It just struck me.

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I’m gonna make up my own damn mind! The Sheriff of Gilbert refused interviews, As the story begins, two new girls have just arrived at the Chicken Ranch looking for employment.

You’ll pay for this. I’m gonna take care of that little peckerwood myself.

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First thing is, you’re standin’ in Lanville County Well, you got my vote. They say an honest man can’t be elected in this country any more. I can’t tell you how thrilled we are with your contribution. There’s been a party here.


Always yellin’ and jumpin’ about and sayin’ “yee-ha”. You know what he did? I pay the food and the rent and the utilities You keep your mind on your work responsibilities Don’t let your mouth overload your capabilities And we can get along Dawn? Those girls went to doctors. I believe I could win. There just ain’t no way whorrhouse this world it can work.

Charlie, who you think you’re whorhouse to? Leave that little shithead to me. But one thing I ain’t never seen, man nor woman, is a grown-up. I wasn’t really sure of exactly what part the band were playing in the show’s narrative was the band a part of the plot and the action? Those girls have never caused any trouble.

Hold it right there! Reaction across the state is split He went to this big weddin’ once, and they ran out of wine. Charles Durning was nominated for a Oscar for Best Supporting Actor, and there are some lively song and dance numbers featuring Dolly Parton as the madame of the Chicken Ranch.


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Well, the Chicken Ranch has been in my county since before I was born. I kinda like to think that that’s what heaven is all about. I expect your granddaddy took your daddy there Nice to meet you. Well, I ain’t interested. Audition dates are Wednesday, August 22 and Thursday, August 23 at 7: Ed Earl, whorehousd don’t go doin’ something stupid you’re gonna be sorry for!

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